Friday, August 1, 2008

Joke - Missing Husband...

Missing Husband

Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She said to him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 10 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"

The next morning Rick got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Rick has been missing since Friday...

4 comments:

  1. LMAO..... oh my gosh!!!
    MEN!!!  

    Sharon

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  2. If I was Rick I'd be missing also.

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  3. oh my!!!! poor Rick!!!

    that was cute

    betty

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  4.     I read this one before. The only thing he could have done that would have been dumber, would be to hand her a pair of garden shears.
    Jude
    http://journals.aol.com/jmorancoyle/MyWay

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