Humorous Quotes
"I used to have Mad Cow's disease,
but I'm alright Nooooooooow."
- Billy Connolly
"Every fight is a food fight
when you're a cannibal."
- Demetri Martin
"My mom was a ventriloquist and she always
was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought
the dog was telling me to kill my father."
- Wendy Leibman
"I ain't saying the customer service in my bank
is bad, but when I went in the other day
and asked the clerk to check my balance...
she leaned over and pushed me."
- author unknown
"When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an
operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays."
- Henny Youngman
"Before you judge a man, walk a mile
in his shoes. After that, who cares?...
He's a mile away and you've got his shoes."
- Billy Connolly
Lol Val, loved them. Still not sure alerts are working properly. I am getting them in but a couple have told me they did not get an alert for my posting last night. Can you please let me know if you did?
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these were so funny! I like them because they are clean too; so you can send them to others and not worry about offending people, know what I mean?
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Good advise.
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