Here is the revenge for the men =)... sorry women, all in fun =)...
Top Ten Reasons Why Dogs Are Better Than Women:
10. A dog's parents will
never visit you.
9. A dog loves you when you leave
your clothes on the floor.
8. A dog limits its time in the
bathroom to a quick drink.
7. A dog never expects
you to telephone.
6. A dog will not get mad at you
if you forget its birthday.
5. A dog does not care about the
previous dogs in your life.
4. A dog does not get mad at you
if you pet another dog.
3. A dog never expects flowers
on Valentine's Day.
2. The later you are, the happier
a dog is to see you.
1. A dog does not shop.