Joke - How to Stay Married for 50 Years...

How to Stay Married 50 Years

At Saint Mary's Catholic Church they have a weekly husband's marriage seminar. At the session last week, the priest asked Luigi who was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years.

Luigi replied to the assembled husbands, "Well, I've tried to treata her nice, spenda the money on her, but best is that I tooka her to Italy for our 20th anniversary!"

The priest responded, "Luigi, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 30th anniversary."

Luigi proudly replied, "I'm gonna go and get her!"