"A perfect parent is a person with
theories and no actual children."
- Dave Barry
"Some people are wise,
others are... otherwise"
- author unknown
"Give a cat a fish and you will feed her
for a day. Teach a cat to fish and she will
wait for you to feed her."
"My greatest enemy is reality. I have
fought it successfully for thirty years."
- Margaret Anderson
"You will do foolish things,
but do them with enthusiasm."
- Sidonie Gabrielle Colette
"Happiness is nothing more than
good health and a bad memory."
- Albert Schweitzer