Funny Quotes
"A perfect parent is a person with
excellent child-raising
theories and no actual children."
- Dave Barry
"Some people are wise,
others are... otherwise"
- author unknown
"Give a cat a fish and you will feed her
for a day. Teach a cat to fish and she will
wait for you to feed her."
- HBS
"My greatest enemy is reality. I have
fought it successfully for thirty years."
- Margaret Anderson
"You will do foolish things,
but do them with enthusiasm."
- Sidonie Gabrielle Colette
"Happiness is nothing more than
good health and a bad memory."
- Albert Schweitzer
As a cat owner (or maybe it's the other way around) I especially loved the cat one!
ReplyDeleteBeth
loved the Dave Barry one!!!
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betty
The two I like the most is the one about the best parents are the ones without kids. Boy do I know a few of those. And the second one about the cat. I know four of those that just wait and wait and wait until if fill their dishes.
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Those were great, Val!!! That cat quote is so true!!!
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