Friday, August 15, 2008

Joke - Van Gogh Family Reunion

Vincent Van Gogh's Family Reunion

After much careful research, it has been discovered that
the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives.
Among them were:


His obnoxious brother.................. Please Gogh

His dizzy aunt ..............................Verti Gogh

The brother who ate prunes...........Gotta Gogh

The constipated uncle ..............................Cant Gogh

The brother who worked at a convenience store.....Stopn Gogh

The grandfather from Yugoslavia...............U Gogh

The brother who bleached his clothes white.....Hue Gogh

The cousin from Illinois..................................Chica Gogh

His magician uncle.................................Wherediddy Gogh

His Mexican cousin.....................................Amee Gogh

The Mexican cousin's American half brother..........Grin Gogh

The ballroom dancing aunt...........................Tan Gogh

A sister who loved disco............................Go Gogh

The nephew who drove a stage coach .......Wellsfar Gogh

The bird lover uncle...................................Flamin Gogh

His nephew psychoanalyst.......................E Gogh

The fruit loving cousin.............................Man Gogh

An aunt who taught positive thinking........Wayto Gogh

The little bouncy nephew.........................Poe Gogh

And his niece who travels the country in a van......Winnie Bay Gogh

7 comments:

  1. Just as I was about to close aol for this morning, I came across your journal, and truly brought heartfelt laughter (out loud mind you) and I'm so glad I stopped by to see.......:0) N.

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  2. Lol, love that one!

    http://journals.aol.co.uk/jeanno43/JeannettesJottings/

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  3. Val, groooaaaannnnn!

    But I laughed!

    :) Beth

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  4. very cute!

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  5. that is too funny! I love it!!!

    enjoy your weekend Val!!

    betty

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  6.     Cute!
    Jude
    http://journals.aol.com/jmorancoyle/MyWay
    P.S.: It amazes me that you come up with so many jokes. You must spend hours on the internet looking for them.

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  7. Oh Val, this is too funny!!!  Now I "Gotta Gogh"!!! LOL
    ~S~

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