Sunday, August 17, 2008

Joke - Polish Sausage

Polish Sausage

A man goes into a store and tells the clerk, "I'd like some polish sausage."

The clerk looks at him and says, "You must be Polish."

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would ya, huh? Would ya?"

The clerk replies, "Well, no."

"And if I ask for some Irish Whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

"Well, I probably wouldn't," says the clerk.

"Well, all right then. Why did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I ask for Polish sausage?" asks the gentleman

The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot."


  1. Once again, I laughed out loud!


  2. that is soooo funny!!! (and I'm Polish and I still laughed :)


  3. Another reader of Polish background here, laughing with the rest of you!!!  And I lived in an area where there were at one time 4 places to buy decent kielbasi~~~when I buy the Hillshire Farms variety I swear I hear my ancestors turning over in their graves...darn it, now I want some!!!


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