Joke - Why Dogs are Better Than Men...

Top Ten Reasons Why Dogs Are Better Than Men:

10. Dogs don't feel threatened
by your intelligence.

9. Dogs are already in touch
with their inner puppies.

8. Dogs are very direct
about wanting to go out.

7. Dogs think you are
a culinary genius.

6. You can house train a dog.

5. Dogs feel guilt when they've
done something wrong.

4. Middle-aged dogs don't
feel the need to abandon you
for a younger owner.

3. Dogs mean it when
they kiss you.

2. Dogs don't care whether
or not you shave your legs.

1. Dogs obsess about you as much
as you obsess about them.

... Don't worry men, I have a top 10 for you about women ;-)