Funny Quotes on Marriage
"When a man steals your wife, there is no better
revenge than to let him keep her."
- Sacha Guitry
"Eighty percent of married men cheat in America.
The rest cheat in Europe"
- Jackie Mason
"After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin;
they just can't face each other, but still they stay together."
- Hemant Joshi
"Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate
to get in, and those inside desperate to get out."
"I recently read that love is entirely a matter
of chemistry. That must be why my wife
treats me like toxic waste."
- David Bissonette
"I've sometimes thought of marrying,
and then I've thought again."
- Noel Coward