Thursday, August 14, 2008

Funny Quotes on Marriage

Funny Quotes on Marriage

"When a man steals your wife, there is no better
revenge than to let him keep her."
- Sacha Guitry

"Eighty percent of married men cheat in America.
The rest cheat in Europe"
- Jackie Mason

"After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin;
they just can't face each other, but still they stay together."
- Hemant Joshi

"Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate
to get in, and those inside desperate to get out."
- Montaigne

"I recently read that love is entirely a matter
of chemistry. That must be why my wife
treats me like toxic waste."

- David Bissonette

"I've sometimes thought of marrying,
and then I've thought again."
- Noel Coward

5 comments:

  1. While I have a much cheerier view of marriage, these DID make me laugh!

    Beth

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  2.     Good. I understand. I agree. But then again sometimes I don't. Good Choices.
    Jude
    http://journals.aol.com/jmorancoyle/MyWay

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  3. Excellent quotes, as always!!!  and Jude, who said it almost as I would have, thanks to you too!!! >smiles< :o)

    S.

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  4. these were hilarious!!

    betty

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  5. Funny quotes, I cannot pick a favourite

    http://journals.aol.co.uk/jeanno43/JeannettesJottings/

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