Funny Quotes on Marriage
"When a man steals your wife, there is no better
revenge than to let him keep her."
- Sacha Guitry
"Eighty percent of married men cheat in America.
The rest cheat in Europe"
- Jackie Mason
"After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin;
they just can't face each other, but still they stay together."
- Hemant Joshi
"Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate
to get in, and those inside desperate to get out."
- Montaigne
"I recently read that love is entirely a matter
of chemistry. That must be why my wife
treats me like toxic waste."
- David Bissonette
"I've sometimes thought of marrying,
and then I've thought again."
- Noel Coward
While I have a much cheerier view of marriage, these DID make me laugh!
ReplyDeleteBeth
Good. I understand. I agree. But then again sometimes I don't. Good Choices.
ReplyDeleteJude
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Excellent quotes, as always!!! and Jude, who said it almost as I would have, thanks to you too!!! >smiles< :o)
ReplyDeleteS.
these were hilarious!!
ReplyDeletebetty
Funny quotes, I cannot pick a favourite
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