Monday, August 25, 2008

funny quotes...

Funny Quotes

"I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time
I get a divorce, I keep the house."

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my
Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming,
like the passengers in his car."

- Author Unknown

"Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality."

- Clifton Fadiman

"Middle age is when your age starts
to show around your middle."

- Bob Hope

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human
stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

- Albert Einstein

"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the
stupid ones that need the advice."

- Bill Cosby


  1. John says the universe is "finite yet unbounded".  Just in case you wanted to know, LOL.  So I asked him what that meant and he said - "The universe is curved.  If you pick a direction and travel in it, you'll never reach a point where you'll run out of universe, because the universe curves back on itself.  That's physics."

    Thanks for doing this blog Val.  It is sometimes fun, sometimes inspiring, always interesting!

    Krissy :)

  2. lmao at bill cosby's quote that is so true.

  3. I love the one about Grandpa dying peacefully in his sleep....


  4. I liked Bill Cosby's; these were all cute though; thanks Val!


  5.     GReat quotes.


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