"I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time
I get a divorce, I keep the house."
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my
Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming,
like the passengers in his car."
- Author Unknown
"Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality."
- Clifton Fadiman
"Middle age is when your age starts
to show around your middle."
- Bob Hope
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human
stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
- Albert Einstein
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the
stupid ones that need the advice."
- Bill Cosby
Monday, August 25, 2008