Thursday, July 22, 2010

Joke - Nerd Overpopulation...

Nerd Overpopulation

A truck driver, hauling a full load of computers, stops his tractor-
trailer for a beer. As he approaches the bar door, he sees a large
saying, "Nerds Not Allowed - Enter At Your Own Risk!"

He enters the bar and sits down.

The bartender comes over to him, sniffs, and says, "You smell
kind of nerdy. What do you do for a living?"

The truck driver says, "I drive a truck. The smell is just from
the computers I'm hauling."

The bartender says, "Okay, truck drivers are not nerds," and
serves him a beer.

As he is sipping his beer, a skinny guy walks in with tape around
his glasses, a pocket protector with twelve kinds of pens and
pencils, and a belt at least a foot too long. The bartender, without
saying a word, pulls out a shotgun and blows the guy away.

The totally shocked truck driver asks, "Why did you do that?"

The bartender says, "Don't worry. The nerds are overpopulating
Silicon Valley and are in season now. You don't even need a license."

The truck driver finishes his beer and gets back in his truck. He
heads back onto the freeway. Suddenly, he veers to avoid an
accident, and the load shifts. The back door breaks open and
computers spill out all over the freeway. He jumps out and sees a
crowd already forming, grabbing up the computers. They are all
engineers, accountants, and programmers wearing the nerdiest
clothes he has ever seen.

He can't let them steal his whole load. So, remembering what
happened in the bar, he pulls out his gun and starts blasting away,
felling several of them instantly. A highway patrol officer comes
zooming up and jumps out of his car screaming at the truck driver
to stop shooting.

The truck driver asks, "What's wrong? I thought nerds were in

"Well, sure," said the patrolman. "But you can't bait 'em."

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