Short, Blonde Jokes
Did you hear about the blonde who just bought an AM radio?
It took her 3 weeks to figure out you could play it at night.
Did you hear about the 2 blondes that were found frozen to death
at a drive-in theater in their car?
They went to see 'Closed for the Winter'.
Did you hear about the blonde who gave her cat a bath?
She still hasn't gotten all the hair off her tongue.
Two blondes decided to go to Disneyland. They packed up
and headed out and were driving on the Interstate when
they saw the sign that said Disneyland LEFT.
They started crying and turned around and went home.
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking.
One blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther
away, Florida or the moon?"
The other blonde turns and says, "Helloooooooooo,
can you see Florida?"
Two tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were
approaching Oconomowoc, they started arguing about the
pronunciation of the town’s name. They argued back and forth
until they stopped for lunch.
As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde
employee, “Before we order, could you please settle an argument
for us? Would you pronounce where we are... very slowly?"
The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said,
"Burrrrrr, gerrrrrr, Kiiiing.”