A Funny - Thoughts to Ponder...

Thoughts To Ponder

  Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure
you are removing a week and not a valuable plant is to pull on
 it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.

  The easiest way to find something lost around the house
is to buy a replacement.

  An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

  Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

  Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that
person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

  Have you noticed, since everyone has a camcorder these days,

no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?

  Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

  All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no

attention to criticism.

  Nothing is impossible if you don't have to do it yourself.

  It's hard to relate to this high-tech world when your kid says

her Lego toys need more memory.

  Okay, I have a million awesome clip art images. Now what?

  I encourage my children to read the newspaper, but they're

holding out for a remote that turns the pages.

  You never get tired if you rest a lot in advance.