Walk Into a Bar Funnies
A rabbi, a priest, a blonde, and a nun walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"
A blind man walks into a bar with a seeing-eye dog. When the
blind man reaches the center of the bar, he snatches the dog
up by his collar and starts swinging him around.
The bartender speaks up and says, "Hey what the heck are
you doing?"
The blind man says, "Just taking a look around."
A dyslexic walks into a bra...
An amnesiac walks into a bar.
He goes up to a beautiful blonde and says, "So, do I come
here often?"
A guy walks into a bar with a lizard on his shoulder.
"What do you call that?" asks the bartender.
"Tiny," replies the guy, "because he's my newt."
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini.
The bartender asks, "Olive or twist?"
Okay Val, here's one of my favorites.
ReplyDeleteA grasshopper goes into a bar and the bartender says to him "You know, we have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replies "Really? You have a drink named Steve?"
Or: A horse goes into a bar and the bartender says to him "Why the long face?"