Walk Into a Bar Funnies
A rabbi, a priest, a blonde, and a nun walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"
A blind man walks into a bar with a seeing-eye dog. When the
blind man reaches the center of the bar, he snatches the dog
up by his collar and starts swinging him around.
The bartender speaks up and says, "Hey what the heck are
The blind man says, "Just taking a look around."
He goes up to a beautiful blonde and says, "So, do I come
A guy walks into a bar with a lizard on his shoulder.
"What do you call that?" asks the bartender.
"Tiny," replies the guy, "because he's my newt."
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini.