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Church Bulletin Bloopers


These sentences (with all the bloopers) actually appeared in
church bulletins or were announced in church services:



The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.

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The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.'
The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus'.

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Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale.
It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth
keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.

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Don't let worry kill you off - Let the Church help.

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For those of you who have children and don't know it,
we have a nursery downstairs.

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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married
on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship
that began in their school days.

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A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in
the church hall. Music will follow.

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At the evening service tonight,
the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?'
Come early and listen to our choir practice.

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Eight new choir robes are currently needed
due to the addition of several new members and to
the deterioration of some older ones.

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Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM -
prayer and medication to follow.

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The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet
in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is
invited to attend this tragedy.

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Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM.
Please use the back door.