Church Bulletin Bloopers
These sentences (with all the bloopers) actually appeared in
church bulletins or were announced in church services:
The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.'
The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus'.
Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale.
It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth
keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
Don't let worry kill you off - Let the Church help.
For those of you who have children and don't know it,
we have a nursery downstairs.
Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married
on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship
that began in their school days.
A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in
the church hall. Music will follow.
At the evening service tonight,
the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?'
Come early and listen to our choir practice.
Eight new choir robes are currently needed
due to the addition of several new members and to
the deterioration of some older ones.
Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM -
prayer and medication to follow.
The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet
in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is
invited to attend this tragedy.
Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM.
Please use the back door.