Thursday, April 29, 2010

Funny, Real Signs...

Funny, Real Signs

In an office:
Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday
please bring it back or further steps will be taken.

In an office:
After tea break staff should empty the teapot
and stand upside down on the draining board.

Outside a secondhand shop:
We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines, etc.
Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?

Notice in health food shop window:
Closed due to illness.

Spotted in a safari park:
Elephants please stay in your car.

Notice in a farmer's field:
The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free,
but the bull charges.

On a motorway garage:
Please do not smoke near our petrol pumps.
Your life may not be worth much, but our petrol is.

Seen during a conference:
For anyone who has children and don't know it,
there is a day care on the first floor.

Message on a leaflet:
If you cannot read,
this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.

On a repair shop:
We can repair anything.
(Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work.)

1 comment:

  1. I like these sign, especially the one that says to read the pamphlet to learn how to read.

    There's a sign on the gate to the Elementary School playground here that reads "No trespassing after dark." I always get a chuckle out of it.



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