Wednesday, April 28, 2010

A Funny - Things You Will Never Hear in a Western Movie...

Things You'll Never Hear in a Western Movie

"Can we postpone this duel till 12:05?
I gotta use the little boy's room."

"Gentlemen, rather than get caught up in mindless reaction,
let's draw upon our feminine selves for a more intuitive solution."

"Let's see... Hardtack and Pemmican... that's three grams of fat,
seven grams of protein, and two starches."

"You 'n Slim round up them strays and I'll tell Cookie to get
started on the gazpacho and the fondue."

"That's him! That's the yella-bellied varmint
who shot my therapist!"

"He was a strong man, a good marshal, and I reckon
he had a keen eye for interior decoration."

"Hey Buck, do these chaps make my butt look big?"

"It's like I keep tellin' ya, Earl, men is from Tombstone,
women is from Dodge."

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