Fun and Funny Quotes...

Fun and Funny Quotes


"I never met a kid I liked."
- W. C. Fields
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"Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad."
- W. C. Fields
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"Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like
handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla."
- Jim Bishop
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"There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus;
he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus."
- Bob Phillips
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"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by
leaving early."
- Charles Lamb
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"What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money."
- Henny Youngman
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"Wagner's music is better than it sounds."
- Mark Twain
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"Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education."
- Mark Twain
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"I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very
pleased to be anywhere."
- George Burns
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"At my age flowers scare me."
- George Burns