Thursday, April 8, 2010

Lightbulb Jokes...




Light Bulb Jokes



Q: How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. The bulb will change itself when it is ready.

Q: How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how
good the old light bulb was.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to hold the giraffe, and the other to fill the bathtub
with brightly colored machine tools.

Q: How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, but it takes at least three light bulbs.

Q: How many strong men does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 115. One to hold the bulb and 114 to rotate the house.

Q: How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.

Q: How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it will take him 7 visits to do it.

Q: How many Dylan fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind.

1 comment:

  1. It was the surrealists that got me.

    But I'm sending the one about graduate students to a friend who is finally getting her PhD after many years.

    DB

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