Light Bulb Jokes
Q: How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. The bulb will change itself when it is ready.
Q: How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how
good the old light bulb was.
Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to hold the giraffe, and the other to fill the bathtub
with brightly colored machine tools.
Q: How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, but it takes at least three light bulbs.
Q: How many strong men does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 115. One to hold the bulb and 114 to rotate the house.
Q: How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
Q: How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it will take him 7 visits to do it.
Q: How many Dylan fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind.
It was the surrealists that got me.
ReplyDeleteBut I'm sending the one about graduate students to a friend who is finally getting her PhD after many years.
DB