More Wacky Warning Labels
On a child’s Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
On a Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
On a hotel provided shower cap in a box:
Fits one head.
On Odor Eaters:
Please do not eat.
On a blender:
On no account improvise as a fish aquarium.
Not to be used in the commission of a felony.
For best results, do not leave at the crime scene.
On a refrigerator:
Refrigerate after opening.
On alphabet blocks:
Not for children. Letters may be used to construct words,
phrases and sentences that may be deemed offensive.
On a cardboard windshield sun-shade:
Warning: Do not drive with sun shield in place.
On an infant's bathtub:
Do not throw baby out with bath water.
On a microscope:
Objects in view are bigger and more
frightening than they appear.