Tuesday, April 20, 2010

More Wacky Warning Labels...

More Wacky Warning Labels

On a child’s Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

On a Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
Details inside.

On a hotel provided shower cap in a box:
Fits one head.

On Odor Eaters:
Please do not eat.

On a blender:
On no account improvise as a fish aquarium.

On stockings:
Not to be used in the commission of a felony.

On gloves:
For best results, do not leave at the crime scene.

On a refrigerator:
Refrigerate after opening.

On alphabet blocks:
Not for children. Letters may be used to construct words,
phrases and sentences that may be deemed offensive.

On a cardboard windshield sun-shade:
Warning: Do not drive with sun shield in place.

On an infant's bathtub:
Do not throw baby out with bath water.

On a microscope:
Objects in view are bigger and more
frightening than they appear.


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  2. These are hysterical. I can't believe people would actually write some of these things!


  3. These are hilarious, Val! My favorite is the fritos one! John says the person would have to steal the bag of fritos, LOL, to play (attempt to be the winner)! That one's a riot! Where do you get these things?!

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