Fun and Funny Quotes...

Fun and Funny Quotes


"You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops in your
favorite chair and stays as long as it wants."
- Stephen King
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"I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints.
They're upstairs in my socks."
- Groucho Marx
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"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas.
How he got in my pajamas I'll never know."
- Groucho Marx
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"Man does not control his own fate.
The women in his life do that for him."
- Groucho Marx
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"Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss,
and after many kisses a miss becomes a misses.'"
- John Lennon
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"Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny.
Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend."
- Lucy Liu
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"My mother always said don't marry for money,
divorce for money."
- Wendy Liebman
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"The study of economy usually shows us that the best
time for purchase was last year."
- Woody Allen
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"I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather,
on his deathbed, sold me this watch."
- Woody Allen
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"As you get older three things happen. The first is your
memory goes, and I can't remember the other two."
- Sir Norman Wisdom
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"Hurried and worried until we're buried, and there's no curtain call.
Life's a very funny proposition after all."

- George M. Cohan

Happy Birthday, Matty!!! I love you to the moon!!!