Fun and Funny Quotes...

Fun and Funny Quotes

"The best measure of a man's honesty isn't
his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on
his bathroom scale."
- Arthur C. Clarke
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"Just because nobody complains doesn't mean
all parachutes are perfect."
- Benny Hill
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"Me fail English? That's unpossible."
- Matt Groening
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"Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light
so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it."
- Maurice Chevalier
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"Never get married in college;
It's hard to get a start if a prospective employer
finds you've already made one mistake."
- Elbert Hubbard
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"Keep your eyes wide open before marriage,
and half shut afterwards."
- Benjamin Franklin
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"If you can't beat them,
arrange to have them beaten."
- George Carlin
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"The day after tomorrow is the third day of
the rest of your life."
- George Carlin
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"Time is a great teacher,
but unfortunately it kills all its pupils."
- Louis Hector Berlioz
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"We hope that, when the insects take over,
they will remember with gratitude how we took
them along on all our picnics."
- Bill Vaughn

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