Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Joke - Male vs. Female at ATM...


Male vs. Female at the ATM Machine

A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:

'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines
enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.

Customers using this new facility are requested to use the
procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.

After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE procedures
have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps
for your gender.'

Male Procedure:

1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.

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Female Procedure:

1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to
align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents onto
passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due
to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN
written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet
and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place
receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place
card into the slot provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release parking brake.

4 comments:

  1. Lol, funny if a bit hard on us women

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  2. Okay, I am with Jeannette, hard to admit, but it is true I guess, LOLOLOL.

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  3. Very funny. I'm sure some women don't think it's funny at all. But it is.

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  4. Give me a freakin' break! I am an organized person and I am usually the passenger with it all together when my man uses the machine!!!

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