A Funny - God's Favorite Creature...

God's Favorite Creature

God's favorite creature must be the female bear.

If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep
for six months.

I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.

I could deal with that, too. If you're a bear, you birth your children
(who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to
partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs.

I could definitely deal with that.

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat
anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat
them too.

I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He
EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup... I wanna be a bear.