Thursday, August 20, 2009

Joke - Talking Dog...

Talking Dog

A guy has a talking dog. He brings it to a talent scout. "This dog can speak English,"
he claims to the unimpressed agent.

The guys says to his dog, "What's on the top of a house?"

"Roof!" the dog replies.

"Oh, come on... " the talent agent responds, "all dogs go 'roof'."

"No, wait," the guy says. He asks the dog, "What does sandpaper feel like?"

"Rough!" the dog answers.

The talent agent gives a condescending stare. He is losing his patience.

"No, hang on," the guy says. "This one will amaze you." He turns and asks the dog,
"Who, in your opinion, was the greatest baseball player of all time?"

"Ruth!" barks the dog.

The talent scout, having seen enough, boots them out of his office onto the street.

The dog then turns to the guy and says, "Maybe I shoulda said DiMaggio?"


  1. Val
    I love that one. Kaycee talks to us all the time we talk in a high pitch for her voice (cuz she is a little dog) and sorta goo goo gaa gaa for our own. She looks at us like we are NUTS. And I guess she is right!
    Love you,

  2. I saw this on a cartoon when I was young. It seemed like it was rather old, maybe 1950s. I badly want to see this cartoon again. One of my childhood memories I won't ever forget.


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