Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Joke - Happily Married Couple...

Happily Married Couple

A married couple was celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary.
They were famous in the city for not having a single conflict in all of
their 25 years of married life. Local newspaper editors had gathered
at the occasion to find out the secret of their well-known,
“happy marriage”.

An editor present said, “Sir, it's amazing! How did you make
this possible?”

The husband recalled an incident on his honeymoon saying, “We chose
to go horse-back riding. My horse was behaving well, but the horse on
which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one. While passing me,
her horse jumped suddenly, toppling her over. Recovering her position
from the ground, she patted the horse’s back and said, 'This is your
first time.'"

"She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a
while, it happened again. This time, too, she kept her calm and said,
'This is your second time.' and continued riding."

"When the horse dropped her the third time, she silently took out a
revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead!!"

"I shouted at my wife, 'What did you do, you psycho?! You killed the
poor animal! Are you crazy?!'"

"She gave me an evil look and said, 'This is your first time!!!'"

“That’s it. We have been happy ever since."


  1. ROFL, good one Val, keep em coming

  2. I heard that one as about the Arab and his camels, and it was his wife that got the warning.



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