This is an oldie, but goody - economy explained in cows... It is one of my
favorite funnies of all time. I hope it is new to you and gives you some
laughter. Have a lovely weekend, everyone!! Val =)
Cows
Socialism
- You have 2 cows.
- You give one to your neighbor.
Communism
- You have 2 cows.
- The State takes both and gives you some milk.
Fascism
- You have 2 cows.
- The State takes both and sells you some milk.
Nazism
- You have 2 cows.
- The State takes both and shoots you.
Bureaucratism
- You have 2 cows.
- The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other,
and then throws the milk away...
Traditional Capitalism
- You have two cows.
- You sell one and buy a bull.
- Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
- You sell them and retire on the income.
Surrealism
- You have two giraffes.
- The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
An American Corporation
- You have two cows.
- You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
- Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.
A French Corporation
- You have two cows.
- You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads,
because you want three cows.
A Japanese Corporation
- You have two cows.
- You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and
produce twenty times the milk.
- You then create a clever cow cartoon image called 'Cowkimon' and market it
worldwide.
A German Corporation
- You have two cows.
- You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month,
and milk themselves.
An Italian Corporation
- You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.
- You decide to have lunch.
A Russian Corporation
- You have two cows.
- You count them and learn you have five cows.
- You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
- You count them again and learn you have 2 cows.
- You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
A Swiss Corporation
- You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
- You charge the owners for storing them.
A Chinese Corporation
- You have two cows.
- You have 300 people milking them.
- You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
- You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.
An Indian Corporation
- You have two cows.
- You worship them.
A British Corporation
- You have two cows.
- Both are mad.
An Iraqi Corporation
- Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
- You tell them that you have none.
- No-one believes you, so they bomb the **** out of you and invade
your country.
- You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy...
An Irish Corporation
- You have two cows.
- Business seems pretty good.
- You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.
A New Zealand Corporation
- You have two cows.
- The one on the left looks very attractive.
favorite funnies of all time. I hope it is new to you and gives you some
laughter. Have a lovely weekend, everyone!! Val =)
Cows
Socialism
- You have 2 cows.
- You give one to your neighbor.
Communism
- You have 2 cows.
- The State takes both and gives you some milk.
Fascism
- You have 2 cows.
- The State takes both and sells you some milk.
Nazism
- You have 2 cows.
- The State takes both and shoots you.
Bureaucratism
- You have 2 cows.
- The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other,
and then throws the milk away...
Traditional Capitalism
- You have two cows.
- You sell one and buy a bull.
- Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
- You sell them and retire on the income.
Surrealism
- You have two giraffes.
- The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
An American Corporation
- You have two cows.
- You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
- Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.
A French Corporation
- You have two cows.
- You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads,
because you want three cows.
A Japanese Corporation
- You have two cows.
- You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and
produce twenty times the milk.
- You then create a clever cow cartoon image called 'Cowkimon' and market it
worldwide.
A German Corporation
- You have two cows.
- You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month,
and milk themselves.
An Italian Corporation
- You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.
- You decide to have lunch.
A Russian Corporation
- You have two cows.
- You count them and learn you have five cows.
- You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
- You count them again and learn you have 2 cows.
- You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
A Swiss Corporation
- You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
- You charge the owners for storing them.
A Chinese Corporation
- You have two cows.
- You have 300 people milking them.
- You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
- You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.
An Indian Corporation
- You have two cows.
- You worship them.
A British Corporation
- You have two cows.
- Both are mad.
An Iraqi Corporation
- Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
- You tell them that you have none.
- No-one believes you, so they bomb the **** out of you and invade
your country.
- You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy...
An Irish Corporation
- You have two cows.
- Business seems pretty good.
- You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.
A New Zealand Corporation
- You have two cows.
- The one on the left looks very attractive.
I like the traditional capitalism one!
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ReplyDeleteYou have two cows behind your garden apartment.. You sell some milk and buy a goat. You sell more milk and buy a rabbit. You sell more milk and buy a chicken. Then you file for an agricultural exemption with the IRS because now you're a farmer..