Fun and Funny Quotes...

Fun and Funny Quotes

"I do benefits for all religions.
I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality."
- Bob Hope
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"I don't care what is written about me as long as
it isn't true."
- Katherine Hepburn
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"I’m cute in gym shorts! I’m slim and trim,
and you’d be impressed – I’ve good calves."
- Larry King
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"What fun is being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?"
- Calvin & Hobbes
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"Searching is half the fun:
life is much more manageable when thought of as
a scavenger hunt as opposed to a surprise party."
- Jimmy Buffet
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"Most of the time I don't have much fun.
The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all."
- Woody Allen
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"A bargain is something you can’t use
at a price you can’t resist."
- Franklin P. Jones
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"I base most of my fashion sense on what doesn't itch."
- Gilda Radner
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"A man with a hump-backed uncle mustn't make fun
of another man's cross-eyed aunt."
- Mark Twain
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"Denial ain't just a river in Egypt."
- Mark Twain
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"Without geography, you're nowhere."
- Author Unknown
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"It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long,
difficult words but rather short, easy words like,
'What about lunch?'"
- A. A. Milne, 'Winnie the Pooh'
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"If a person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening,
be patient. It may simply be that he has a small
piece of fluff in his ear."
- A. A. Milne, 'Winnie the Pooh'