Monday, August 3, 2009

Fun and Funny Quotes...

Fun and Funny Quotes

"I do benefits for all religions.
I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality."
- Bob Hope
"I don't care what is written about me as long as
it isn't true."
- Katherine Hepburn
"I’m cute in gym shorts! I’m slim and trim,
and you’d be impressed – I’ve good calves."
- Larry King
"What fun is being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?"
- Calvin & Hobbes
"Searching is half the fun:
life is much more manageable when thought of as
a scavenger hunt as opposed to a surprise party."
- Jimmy Buffet

"Most of the time I don't have much fun.
The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all."
- Woody Allen
"A bargain is something you can’t use
at a price you can’t resist."
- Franklin P. Jones
"I base most of my fashion sense on what doesn't itch."
- Gilda Radner
"A man with a hump-backed uncle mustn't make fun
of another man's cross-eyed aunt."
- Mark Twain
"Denial ain't just a river in Egypt."
- Mark Twain
"Without geography, you're nowhere."
- Author Unknown
"It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long,
difficult words but rather short, easy words like,
'What about lunch?'"
- A. A. Milne, 'Winnie the Pooh'
"If a person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening,
be patient. It may simply be that he has a small
piece of fluff in his ear."
- A. A. Milne, 'Winnie the Pooh'


  1. I like the Gilda Radner quote. I would add whatever doesn't squeeze my neck or my feet.



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