Jokes...

Substitute Teacher

Walking through the hallways at the middle school where I work, I saw a new
substitute teacher standing outside his classroom with his forehead against
a locker.

I heard him mutter, "How did you get yourself into this?"

Knowing that he was assigned to a difficult class, I tried to offer moral support.

"Are you okay?" I asked. "Can I help?"

He lifted his head and replied, "I'll be fine as soon as I get this kid out of
his locker."

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Belly Buttons Explained

Q: How do babies get their bellly buttons?

A: When God finishes making little babies, He lines them all up in a row.
Then He walks along in front of them. He pokes each one in the
tummy with His finger and says, "Your'e done... you're done...
you're done... "