Joke - Limo Driver...

Limo Driver

After getting all of The Pope's luggage loaded into the limo (and he
doesn't travel light), the driver notices that the Pope is still standing
on the curb.

"Excuse me, Your Eminence," says the driver, "would you please take
your seat so we can leave?"

"Well, to tell you the truth," says The Pope, "they never let me drive at
the Vatican, and I'd really like to drive today."

"I'm sorry but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! And what if
something should happen?" protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone
to work that morning.

"There might be something extra in it for you," says The Pope.

Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as The Pope climbs in behind
the wheel.

The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport,
the Supreme Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph.

"Please slow down, Your Holiness!!!" pleads the worried driver, but The
Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.

"Oh my, I'm gonna lose my license," moans the driver.

The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches,
but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets
on the radio.

"I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the dispatcher.

The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo
going a hundred and five.

"So bust him," said the Chief.

"I don't think we want to do that. He's really important," said the cop.

The Chief exclaimed, "All the more reason!"

"No, I mean really important," said the cop.

The Chief asked, "Who ya got there, the Mayor?"

The cop replied, "Bigger."

The Chief asked, "Governor?"

The cop replied, "Bigger."

"Well," asked the Chief, "Who is it?"

The cop exclaimed, "I think it's God!"

"What makes you think it's God?" asked the Chief.

The cop said, "He's got The Pope for a limo driver!"