Wednesday, May 19, 2010

The Blondes Fight Back...

The Blondes Fight Back

What's black and blue and brown and lying in a ditch?
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes

What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
No one else wants it

Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?
So brunettes can remember them

What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?

What's a brunette's mating call?
"Has the blonde left yet?"

What do you do if a brunette throws a hand grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back at her

What goes screech-vroom, screech-vroom?
A brunette driving through a flashing red light

What do brunettes miss about a great party?
The invitation

What do you call a good-looking man with a brunette?
A hostage.

How do you recognize a brunette at the airport?
She's the one throwing bread at the airplanes

Why does a brunette have a see-through lunch box?
To know whether she is coming or going from the office.

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The Brunette in the Cornfield

A brunette is sitting in a canoe in the middle of a cornfield rowing.

An older brunette drives by and yells out her window, "It's you young
brunettes that make us look so dumb. If I knew how to swim, I would
swim out there and tip you over!!"

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