The Blondes Fight Back
What's black and blue and brown and lying in a ditch?
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes
What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
No one else wants it
Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?
So brunettes can remember them
What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
Invisible
What's a brunette's mating call?
"Has the blonde left yet?"
What do you do if a brunette throws a hand grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back at her
What goes screech-vroom, screech-vroom?
A brunette driving through a flashing red light
What do brunettes miss about a great party?
The invitation
What do you call a good-looking man with a brunette?
A hostage.
How do you recognize a brunette at the airport?
She's the one throwing bread at the airplanes
Why does a brunette have a see-through lunch box?
To know whether she is coming or going from the office.
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The Brunette in the Cornfield
A brunette is sitting in a canoe in the middle of a cornfield rowing.
An older brunette drives by and yells out her window, "It's you young
brunettes that make us look so dumb. If I knew how to swim, I would
swim out there and tip you over!!"
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