Joke - The Dress...

The Dress

Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could
dampen her excitement - not even her parent's nasty divorce.

Her mother found the perfect dress to wear, and would be
the best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!

A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's
new, young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother!

Jennifer asked her father's wife to exchange it, but she refused.

''Absolutely not! I look like a million bucks in this dress and I'm
wearing it,'' she replied.

Jennifer explained the situation to her mother who graciously
said, ''Never mind, sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all,
it's your special day.''

A few days later, they went shopping and located another
beautiful dress for her mother.

When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, ''Aren't
you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another
occasion where you could wear it."

Her mother smiled and replied, ''Of course I do, dear. I'm wearing
it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding.''