Fun and Funny Quotes...

Fun and Funny Quotes


"When I was younger, I could remember anything,
whether it had happened or not."
- Mark Twain
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"I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying,
'Flee at once. All is discovered.' They all left
town immediately."
- Mark Twain
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"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."
- Mark Twain
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"Common sense ain't common."
- Will Rogers
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"Black holes are where God divided by zero."
- Steven Wright
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"The only reason for time is so that everything
doesn't happen at once."
- Albert Einstein
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"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it
seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour
and it seems like a minute. That's relativity."
- Albert Einstein
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"Behind every successful woman...
is a substantial amount of coffee."
- Stephanie Piro
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"Bring me a bowl of coffee before I turn into a goat."
- Johann Sebastian Bach
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"Cheer up. The worst is yet to come."
- Philander Johnson