Monday, May 3, 2010

Funny Birthday Quotes, Happy Birthday Dad!...





Today's funny birthday quotes are dedicated to my
father who turns 82 today! The family affectionately
calls him Daddeeoo (if you are his child) and Opa
(if you are his grandchild). I am so proud of you, my
Dadddeeeooo!! You are loved!!



Funny Aging and Birthday Quotes


"There is still no cure for the common birthday."
- John Glenn
c

"Youth is a disease from which we all recover."
- Dorothy Fulheim
c

"Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake."
- Author Unknown
c

"Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on
and everybody rushes to get a piece?"
- Bobby Kelton
c

"Thirty-five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women
who have of their own free choice remained thirty-five for years."
- Oscar Wilde
c

"Last week the candle factory burned down.
Everyone just stood around and sang, 'Happy Birthday.'"
- Steven Wright
c

"Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who
have the most live the longest."
- Father Larry Lorenzoni
c

"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife
an electric skillet for her birthday."
- Erma Bombeck
c

"Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician."
- Author Unknown
c

"Oh, to be seventy again."
- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.,
upon seeing an attractive woman on his 90th birthday
c

"Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act."
- Truman Capote


4 comments:

  1. Happy Birthday to your Dad!

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  2. I like the eat more cake idea.

    DB

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  3. all the world is a birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

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