Monday, May 17, 2010

Fun and Funny Quotes...





Fun and Funny Quotes


"Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color,
but to accept God's final word on where your lips end."
- Jerry Seinfeld
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"The best thing is to look natural,
but it takes makeup to look natural."
- Calvin Klein
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"The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors
agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot."
- Jay Leno
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"If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children
alternately, there would never be more than three in a family."
- Lawrence Housman
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"You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that
you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from
her at that moment."
- Dave Barry
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"All my life, I always wanted to be somebody.
Now I see that I should have been more specific."
- Jane Wagner
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"My mom said I was going to be a wit one day. She was half right."
- R. E. W.
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"Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut
you used to get for five dollars when you had hair."
- Sam Ewing
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"Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person
you meet reminds you of someone else."
- Ogden Nash
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"The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything;
the young know everything."
- Oscar Wilde
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"If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening,
be patient. It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear."
- A. A. Milne, Winnie The Pooh

2 comments:

  1. Funny, cute and clean. Refreshing!

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  2. I agree with Ogden Nash. Not only that but everyone I meet is really someone else.

    DB

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