Why We Love Children
Nudity
I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening
when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved.
She was stark naked!
As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my
5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom, that lady isn't wearing
a seat belt!"
Opinions
On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note
from his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child
are not necessarily those of his parents."
Ketchup
A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her
struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to
answer it.
"Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's
hitting the bottle."
More Nudity
A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker
room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies
grabbing towels and running for cover.
The little boy watched in amazement and then asked,
"What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"
Police
It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the
station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking,
and I saw a little boy staring in at me.
"Is that a dog you got back there?" he asked.
"It sure is," I replied.
Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards the back of the van.
Finally he said, "What'd he do?"
Dress-Up
A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw
her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear
that suit."
"And why not, darling?"
"You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning."
The Bible
A little boy opened the big family Bible. He was fascinated as he fingered
through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out. He picked up the
object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been
pressed in between the pages.
"Mama, look what I found," the boy called out.
"What have you got there, dear?"
With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered,
"I think it's Adam's underwear!"
Nudity
I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening
when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved.
She was stark naked!
As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my
5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom, that lady isn't wearing
a seat belt!"
Opinions
On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note
from his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child
are not necessarily those of his parents."
Ketchup
A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her
struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to
answer it.
"Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's
hitting the bottle."
More Nudity
A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker
room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies
grabbing towels and running for cover.
The little boy watched in amazement and then asked,
"What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"
Police
It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the
station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking,
and I saw a little boy staring in at me.
"Is that a dog you got back there?" he asked.
"It sure is," I replied.
Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards the back of the van.
Finally he said, "What'd he do?"
Dress-Up
A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw
her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear
that suit."
"And why not, darling?"
"You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning."
The Bible
A little boy opened the big family Bible. He was fascinated as he fingered
through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out. He picked up the
object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been
pressed in between the pages.
"Mama, look what I found," the boy called out.
"What have you got there, dear?"
With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered,
"I think it's Adam's underwear!"
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