Little Johnny and The Baby
Little Johnny's neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born
without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital,
Johnny's family was invited over to see the infant.
Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him and
explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so
much mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears, or even said the
word ears, he would be in big trouble when they came back home. Little
Johnny told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnny looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby."
The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny."
Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute
little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?"
"Yes," the mother replied, "we are so thankful. The Doctor said he will
have 20/20 vision."
"That's great", said Little Johnnie,"'cuz he'd be screwed if he needed