Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Two short jokes...

Civil War Re-Enactment

Thinking his son, Will, would enjoy seeing the re-enactment of a Civil War
battle, my niece's husband took the small boy to the event. But the poor
child was terrified by the booming cannons. During a lull, Will's dad finally
got him calmed down.

That's when the Confederate general hollered, "Fire at will!"


Men Should Listen

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down
the same road. As they pass each other the woman leans out the window
and yells, "PIG!!"

The man immediately leans out his window and replies, "WITCH!!"

They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner,
he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.

1 comment:

  1. Hi Val. I've heard the pig joke before. The doctor joke reminds me of this.

    A woman finds her husband lying on the floor, unconscious. She calls 911, they take him to the emergency room. After the doctor examines him he says "Madam, your husband is dead"

    The man says "No I'm not."

    His wife says "Hush, dear. The doctor knows best."


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