Thursday, July 9, 2009

Joke - The Good Wife...

The Good Wife

A woman accompanied her husband to his annual checkup. After
his appointment, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.

The doctor explained, “Your husband is suffering from a very severe
disease combined with horrible stress. If you don’t do the following,
your husband will surely die.”

“Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant and make
sure he is in a good mood. For lunch, make him a nutritious meal.
For dinner, make sure you prepare an especially nice meal for him.
Don’t burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day. Don’t
discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse.
And most importantly, satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for
the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband can pull out of
this and regain his health completely.”

On the way home, the husband asked his wife,
“What did the doctor say?”

“You’re going to die,” she replied.

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