Two short jokes...

The Carburetor

"The car won't start," said a wife to her husband. "I think there's water in the
carburetor."

"How do you know?" said the husband scornfully. "You don't even know what the
carburetor is."

"I'm telling you," repeated the wife, "I'm sure there's water in the carburetor."

"We'll see," mocked the husband. "Let me check it out. Where's the car?"

"In the swimming pool."

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Dental Visit

A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. “I want
a tooth pulled, and I don’t want Novocain because I’m in a big hurry,” the woman
said. “Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we’ll be on our way.”

The dentist was quite impressed. “You’re certainly a courageous woman,” he said.
“Which tooth is it?”

The woman turned to her husband and said, “Show him your tooth, dear.”