Saturday, May 16, 2009

Two short jokes...

Traffic Camera

A man was driving when a traffic camera flashed. He thought his picture was taken for
exceeding the speed limit, even though he knew he was not speeding. Just to be sure,
he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again
the camera flashed. He thought this was quite odd and funny, so he slowed down even
further as he drove past the area, but the traffic camera flashed yet again. He tried a
fourth time with the same result. The fifth time he was laughing when the camera
flashed as he rolled through at a snail's pace.

Two weeks later, he got five traffic fine letters in the mail for
driving without a seat belt.


Going, going... Gone

A high school girl runs up to her father. She says, “Daddy, Daddy,
I need fifty dollars.”

He says, “Forty dollars? What do you need thirty dollars for... ?


  1. I laughed at the first...very funny!

    But I seriously don't get the 2nd one. Jokes on me I suppose!

    Nancy : )

  2. That father's a cheapskate. But the daughter knows to shut up or the amount will keep going down.


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