Fun and Funny Quotes About Moms....

Fun and Funny Quotes About Moms

"My mom said the only reason men are alive is for
lawn care and vehicle maintenance."
- Tim Allen
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"When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?'
it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no.
You're going to get it anyway."
- Erma Bombeck
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"There is only one pretty child in the world,
and every mother has it."
- A Chinese Proverb
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"I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford.
Then I want to move in with them."
- Phyllis Diller
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"It would seem that something which means poverty,
disorder, and violence every single day should be avoided entirely.
But the desire to beget children is a natural urge."
- Phyllis Diller
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"A suburban mother's role is to deliver children
obstetrically once, and by car forever after."
- Peter De Vries
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"Mothers of teenagers know why animals eat their young."
- Author Unknown
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"Mothers are all slightly insane."
- J. D. Salinger
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"It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son,
and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him."
- Helen Rowland
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"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that
for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers.
The original meal has never been found."
- Calvin Trillin
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"My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it."
- Buddy Hackett
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"If evolution really works, how come mothers
only have two hands?"
- Milton Berle
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"Mothers all want their sons to grow up to be President,
but they don't want them to become
politicians in the process."
- John F. Kennedy
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"Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because
they are more certain they are their own."
- Aristotle
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"There was never a child so lovely but his mother
was glad to get him asleep."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Idea: Copy these quotes or the and/or the ones in the previous
post and tuck in your mom's Mother's Day card. Happy day, Val =)