Monday, May 4, 2009

Fun and Funny Quotes About Moms....

Fun and Funny Quotes About Moms

"My mom said the only reason men are alive is for
lawn care and vehicle maintenance."
- Tim Allen

"When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?'
it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no.
You're going to get it anyway."
- Erma Bombeck

"There is only one pretty child in the world,
and every mother has it."
- A Chinese Proverb

"I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford.
Then I want to move in with them."
- Phyllis Diller
"It would seem that something which means poverty,
disorder, and violence every single day should be avoided entirely.
But the desire to beget children is a natural urge."
- Phyllis Diller
"A suburban mother's role is to deliver children
obstetrically once, and by car forever after."
- Peter De Vries
"Mothers of teenagers know why animals eat their young."
- Author Unknown
"Mothers are all slightly insane."
- J. D. Salinger
"It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son,
and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him."
- Helen Rowland
"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that
for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers.
The original meal has never been found."
- Calvin Trillin
"My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it."
- Buddy Hackett
"If evolution really works, how come mothers
only have two hands?"
- Milton Berle
"Mothers all want their sons to grow up to be President,
but they don't want them to become
politicians in the process."
- John F. Kennedy
"Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because
they are more certain they are their own."
- Aristotle
"There was never a child so lovely but his mother
was glad to get him asleep."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Idea: Copy these quotes or the and/or the ones in the previous
post and tuck in your mom's Mother's Day card. Happy
day, Val =)


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