Voted Best Joke in Germany
(according to a research study at the University of Hertfordshire.
See previous post.)
A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick
up any piece of paper he found, frown and say, "That's not it." and put it
This went on for some time until the General arranged to have the soldier
psychologically tested. The psychologist concluded that the soldier was
deranged, and wrote out his discharge from the army.
The soldier picked it up, smiled, and said, "That's it."
Voted Best Joke in Wales
A turtle was walking down an alley in New York when he was mugged by
a gang of snails. A police detective came to investigate and asked the
turtle if he could explain what happened.
The turtle looked at the detective with a confused look on his face and
replied, "I don't know, it all happened so fast."
Voted Best Joke in Belgium
Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stamp out fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stamp out burning ducks!