Joke - A Duck Walks Into a Bar...

A Duck Walks Into A Bar...

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Got any bread?"

The barman says, "No, this is a bar, we don't have bread."

The duck repeats, "Got any bread?"

The barman says, "No, this is a bar, we don't have bread. I told you that."

"Got any bread?" asks the duck.

"No, we don't sell bread here... and if you say that again I will nail you to the
table!!!!"

The duck pauses then says, "Got any nails?"

"No," sighs the barman.

So the duck says... "Got any bread?"