Men and Women ARE Different... LOL...

Marriage Seminar

While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication,
Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, "It is essential
that husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes."

He addressed the man, "Can you name your wife's favorite flower?"

Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered,
"It's Pillsbury, isn't it?"

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Words

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words
women use a day - 30,000 to a man's 15,000.

The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to
repeat everything to men."

The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

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Punctuation Is Everything

An English professor wrote the words, "a woman without her
man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed the students
to punctuate it correctly.

The men wrote: "A woman, without her man, is nothing."

The women wrote: "A woman: without her, man is nothing."

Punctuation is everything!