Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Joke - Late Again...

Late Again

Johnny Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one
week and found the boss waiting for him. "What's the story this time,
Jones?" he asked sarcastically. "Let's hear a good excuse for a change."

Jones sighed, "Everything went wrong this morning, boss. The wife decided
to drive me to the train station. She got ready in ten minutes, but then
the drawbridge got stuck. Rather than let you down, I swam across the
river. Look, my suit is still damp. Then I ran out to the airport, got a
ride on Mr. Thompson's helicopter, landed on top of Radio City Music
Hall, and was carried here piggyback by one of the Rockettes."

"You'll have to do better than that, Jones," said the boss, obviously
disappointed. "No woman can get ready in ten minutes."

1 comment:

  1. So true........no woman can get ready in 10 minutes! LOL

    Hugs, Rose


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