One Wild Payday
A man left work one Friday afternoon. Since it was payday, he decided
to stay out the entire weekend and party with the boys and spend his
When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, he was confronted
by his angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade
befitting his actions.
Finally his wife stopped the nagging and said to him, "How would you
like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"
He replied, "That would be fine with me."
Monday went by and he didn't see his wife.
Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.
But on Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he
could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.