Fun and Funny Quotes by Famous Women...

Fun and Funny Quotes by Famous Women

"I don't have a bank account because I don't

know my mother's maiden name."

- Paula Poundstone

"Women are like tea bags. We don't know our true

strength until we are in hot water!"

- Eleanor Roosevelt

"In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man;

if you want anything done, ask a woman."

- Margaret Thatcher

"I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how

to combine marriage and a career."

- Gloria Steinem

"Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry."

- Gloria Steinem

"The poor wish to be rich,

the rich wish to be happy,

the single wish to be married,

and the married wish to be dead."

- Ann Landers

"I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my

children that, they just about throw up."

- Barbara Bush

"I figure that if the children are alive when I

get home, I've done my job."

- Roseanne Barr

"If high heels were so wonderful,

men would be wearing them."

- Sue Grafton

"I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes,

I had one thousand and sixty."

- Imelda Marcos

"The first time I see a jogger smiling,

I'll consider it."

- Joan Rivers