One night a fellow drove his secretary home after she had
imbibed a little too much at an office reception. Although
this was an innocent gesture, he decided not to mention it to
his wife, who tended to get jealous easily.
The next night the man and his wife were driving to a
restaurant. Suddenly he looked down and spotted a high-heel
shoe half hidden under the passenger seat. Not wanting to be
conspicuous, he waited until his wife was looking out her
window before he scooped up the shoe and tossed it out of
With a sigh of relief, he pulled into the restaurant parking lot.
That's when he noticed his wife squirming around in her seat.
"Honey," she asked, "have you seen my other shoe?"